May 2009
1 post
Oddly Political
This is gonna come as a shock. I’m gay. I know. Take a minute to digest that, it’s cool.
As a gay man who crashed through his closet doors at the tender age of 14 years old, in the center of Redneck Alberta, my life has been something of an adventure sometimes. But now, living in Edmonton, spending all of my time with my fellows at the University of Alberta, and volunteering with...
February 2009
2 posts
A Sonnet to my Study Notes (AKA Fuck Studying)
Let me not to the approaching darkness,
Midterms! Release me from thy coming doom.
That which paints my mind with wicked starkness
And my thoughts, each by each, quickly consume.
Rather, the glory of my study notes -
Their many inks: Blue, green! Black, red!
Solidify seas where Eng. knowledge floats
With condensedness divinely inspired.
When thoughts do turn to Four-Four-Six, say you,...
January 2009
9 posts
An Open Letter to Del
Dear Del,
I find you very pretentious. An upside down triangle for a math symbol? That’s fucking rediculous. You’re just an inverted delta. I have messy writing. I can’t tell you apart.
I’m quite happy to use div(f) and curl(f) for any uses where you might show up.
Seriously.
Neil
An Open Letter to The Guy In Sub Who Said He Liked...
Dear TGISWSHLMS,
Thanks man! I actually got this shirt from my brother. I’m guessing you said you liked it because you were sitting at the Undergraduate Physics Society booth, and because my shirt contains a math reference (Don’t Drink and Derive! Hilarious, I know).
I just wanted to say that I really appreciated the compliment, and that I think you’re a sexy bitch. However,...
I couldn't make this shit up. →
Believe it people. PETA has a campaign that fish have a bad rap. So they argue that fish should have their names changed to…
…wait for it…
sea kittens.
Check out the Sea Kitten Stories, they’re a hoot.
Conversation from Early Today with Stranger
Random Dude: ... it's hard. To not think about it, I mean. Trying to to think about The Game makes you think about The Game and then you lose.
Me : Fuck! I just lost the game.
Random Dude: I wonder if anyone lost just now.
Me: I just fucking lost. Asshole.
Random Dude: I deserved that. Let's be friends.
Me: Totally.
An Open Letter to The Guy I saw This Morning
Dear Guy I saw This Morning,
Wow. You are INCREDIBLE. I mean, I’m sure you’re a really great person and everything but I’ve never seen anyone run that fast with a cup of Timmy’s Coffee, across the HUB Bus Loop, without spilling a fucking DROP!
How do you do it? How?! I demand to know immediately.
Yours,
Neil
Seven Things Meme of DOOM.
1) I’m losing my hair. My beautiful red hair is parting company with my scalp. I probably have a few good years left, and I’m trying to not be vain about this (because lets face it, I could have cancer or something). But it sucks. I’m twenty one. I work hard. I put boys on the backburner so that I could focus on school, but I’m deeply concerned that once I’m done...
HAY INTERNET I'M STARTING A BLOG
Read it. Validate me.